Okay, so there was this weasel, right? And Jenny and I were just riding the shuttle bus into downtown Crested Butte, minding our own business, when this weasel just rips through the ceiling of the bus, and that made me cry because the bus was painted all pretty-like and this demonic weasel just destroyed it... But anyways. So yeah, when I was wiping away the last few tears, I realized I must save everyone! But, alas, while I was being a "baby" and crying, Jenny went into a full-fledged pie-eating contest and totally kicked the weasel's arse. And the weasel flew home to his mumsie, crying. So, to celebrate, Jenny and I went to the Secret Stash and treated outselves to the New Potato Caboose pizza.

That is definately how it all went down.

--Katie [July 17, 2006]